How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
#i’m 99% sure fred and george made this post
I’m 100% sure it was just George
First of all fuck you
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
and decided to pull a prank on my brother.
He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.
While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing…
That is MEAN! But brilliant. Still brilliant.
Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”
The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
I just wrote out this entire rant and freaking Chrome kicked me off and deleted it. Not that any of you care about me, anyway. So never mind, then.
*wraps blanket around favourite character*
*wraps arms around favourite character*
*wraps entire existence around favourite character*
*hisses* dont touch him